found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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