If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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