so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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