your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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