I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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