I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
vagina is talking i cant
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
dude. I can hear the air.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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