I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
false alarm, still single
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