when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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