And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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