Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
