Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
How's work?
Spinning.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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