I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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