Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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