Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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