At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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