so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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