This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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