But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i dont even know how to be here
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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