I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
