But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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