She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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