everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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