I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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