you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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