im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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