I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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