Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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