Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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