I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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