Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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