Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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