Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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