Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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