You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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