Did you just see the Batmobile???
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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