Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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