No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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