fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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