HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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