his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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