So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize