we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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I don't deserve a penis
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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