My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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