Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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