You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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