hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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