I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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