I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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