If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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