I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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