my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i believe in u and ur pee
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