So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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