yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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