shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
