I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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