STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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