The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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