i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
