It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
All I want is dick and wine.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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