i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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