he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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