Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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