she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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